I would hire Cr1tical to do the voice of Jared.
Jontron was one half of the Game Grumps. He plays video games and makes videos that were pretty funny but now he’s being a huge shitlord by getting immensely offended at people who didn’t like him saying retarded casually, and he’s on the anti-feminist side of the Zoe Quinn debalacle which is looking increasingly like the internet equivalent of the Spanish Civil War in terms of being a confusing morass of sides and alliances.
"But if solidarity simply means changing a Twitter background, then we have not only failed in some fundamental way in understanding the politics of that term, but we have also relegated our identity to merely that of a consumer. Gap has purposefully chosen to demonstrate solidarity with its brown consumers, but not with its brown factory workers."
down with capitalism yippee
You can build off of the easy stuff but it’s important not to mistake that for the real thing.